Sore loser

We Dumped You Once, Get Lost You Dunce

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You splashed your name on towers,

Steaks, and airplanes, too.

Slapped it on perfumes, clothes,

Golf courses wet with dew.

On golden sneakers, magazines

And hotels by the score.

You bragged of sex conquests,

Welcomed Nazis to your door.

You were born on third base,

But claimed to hit a triple.

Your dumbass views

Are only “news”

On Fox’s crappy drivel.

You squeaked into the White House

By an Electoral College quirk.

All your former White House aides

Have labeled you a jerk

Your lying nasty chaos

Destroyed your re-election

But your MAGA rubes

Bought “alternative” news

So you fostered insurrection.

You urged on deadly battles

At freedom’s sacred dome.

And lost every challenge