The list of response buttons is very likely the most absolutely hilarious bit of imaginative writing I have seen on this platform, or anywhere else for that matter. Miss Catherine you have the ability to set a high chuckle standard and then exceed it. - God
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Award winning journalist, dog rescuer, husband, dad. If we met at Woodstock, I apologize for memory lapses.
Thank you God. I’m glad you didn’t take offense at this piece. Everyone knows you have anger management issues. The last time you got pissed, you inundated the world in a great flood. I worried that, after reading this article, you’d put a plague of locusts in my granny panties.
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