Oct 7, 2023
Exiting squat toilet in urine soaked jeans after forgetting to pull them up before flushing. Tired, drunk, stupid all apply.
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Written by Charles McDonald
Award winning journalist, dog rescuer, husband, dad. If we met at Woodstock, I apologize for memory lapses.
